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Dear Greta, You Won’t Mind Being Unplugged…

Christopher Heathcote

Sep 22 2019

4 mins

Dear Greta Thunberg,

It’s one thing organising mass protests of children during their school holidays, and delighting in jamming up major cities, but why don’t you initiate some grass roots action to reduce carbon emissions internationally?  How about instigating some simple practical changes, all involving positive adjustments to lifestyle, which will enable young people, students, school teachers and academics across the developed world to lead us back from the brink of global warming.  The impact of these changes would be immediate, because you won’t have to wait on politicians to take action.  All you need do, Greta, is use your international social media network to get young people to bring in the following:

# Schools and universities should be made to convert to chalk, blackboards, pencils, exercise books, paper documents, filing cabinets, card indexes and hardcopy books.

# Schools and universities should use electrical power only for light, heating, and important…

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