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The Dr Seuss That Switched His Voice

Joe Dolce

May 01 2013

1 mins

The Dr Seuss That Switched His Voice

He switched to the Anglicized pronunciation because it “evoked a figure advantageous for an author of children’s books”.

 —Louis Menand

The Dr Seuss

that switched his voice

did not rejoice

“a flag of truce!

constant misuse

by the obtuse—

stop that abuse!

i’m Dr Seuss!”

His German voice

was much too moist

so Dr Seuss

made a choice:

“like Mother Goose

now        i’m Seuss

as American Seuss

as apple juice!

not Rolls or Royce

not Dr Soyss

just call me Sewss!

no more excuse

for making noisse

about my voice

so now i choooosh

to introduce

not Bruce or Zeus

but Dr Seuss!!!”

The American muuse

found Dr. Seuss

but goosed

the voice

of Doktor Seuss.

Joe Dolce

Joe Dolce

Joe Dolce

Contributing Editor, Film

Joe Dolce

Contributing Editor, Film

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