Saxby Pridmore: Three Poems
Wolfgang Beltracchi 3
Wolfgang Beltracchi the forger
Does paintings that can’t be spotted
Of all but the femme Borgia.
It’s not that he isn’t besotted
It’s not that he can’t do a Dosso.
But he works to serve the people
And they prefer Picasso
And so he makes them equals.
Should his talent be going to waste?
For his work cannot be told apart
He’s in jail a touch shamefaced
We’d be better off if he was doing his art.
Until we ask we can only wonder
Could he please replace some Nazi plunder?
Saxby Pridmore
as in cummings
For the sake of an “e”
The word was wrong.
Moral is bad
When morale is good.
Saxby Pridmore
A Perfect War
HMAS AE2 had the perfect war. She was
British built at Barrow-in-Furness and
Came out on “the longest submarine transit
In history”.
Brand spanking new and as luck would have
It (she was ever a lucky lady) the First War
Burst in less than a year so she was towed
Back to the Aegean Sea.
Into the narrows of the Dardanelles on
The morning the lads lobbed at Anzac Cove
Up ahead the Froggie sub Saphir was sunk
AE2’s orders “run amok”.
She torpedoed the Ottoman Peyk I Sevket
(fortunately nobody was hurt) twice ran aground
And popped up everywhere to give the impression
She had company.
She rubbed along cello strings tethering mines
Spotted the Ottoman Sultanhisar and dived. When
She broke the surface again the Sultanhisar holed
Her in the stern.
The End. They abandoned and scuttled her
All crew conveyed to the Sultanhisar. AE2 had a
Perfect war. She cheered the boys on at Gallipoli
Torpedoed an enemy ship
Rubbed against mine moorings, the first Allied
Vessel to make the Marmara Sea and best of all
Nobody got hurt, Ottoman or Ally. All good fun
The way war should be!
Saxby Pridmore
Madam: Archbishop Fisher (July-August 2024) does not resist the attacks on his church by the political, social or scientific atheists and those who insist on not being told what to do.
Aug 29 2024
6 mins
To claim Aborigines have the world's oldest continuous culture is to misunderstand the meaning of culture, which continuously changes over time and location. For a culture not to change over time would be a reproach and certainly not a cause for celebration, for it would indicate that there had been no capacity to adapt. Clearly this has not been the case
Aug 20 2024
23 mins
A friend and longtime supporter of Quadrant, Clive James sent us a poem in 2010, which we published in our December issue. Like the Taronga Park Aquarium he recalls in its 'mocked-up sandstone cave' it's not to be forgotten
Aug 16 2024
2 mins