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Le Criquet Gaulois

John Whitworth

Dec 31 2010

1 mins

 (There are over a thousand cricket clubs in France)

Le Criquet—magique! Zut alors!

C’est bon! C’est what your right arm’s for.

To bowl le bal, to power le bat,

To score les courirs. Fancy that.

Mais comme vieux Jacques Crapaud joue,

C’est une mystère to moi et vous.

Le futbol, oui, le rugbie aussi.

Mais lbw et bosie,

Coupé tard, bal mort, jambe fracture?

C’est sanglant ridicule, bien sûr.

Le Criquet, c’est un jeu anglais,

Quelquechose les grenouilles say.  

 
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