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Joe Dolce: ‘Uncouth Bacilli’

Joe Dolce

Nov 28 2020

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Uncouth Bacilli

as George Bernard Shaw called them.
Arguing for redundancy,
he spelled cant and hes.
Flicks, forming noun plurals, earned nicknames:
rogue apostrophes, greengrocer’s apostrophes.
The English Journal declared them unnecessary
stating context resolved ambiguity.
Deppenapostroph (Idiot’s Apostrophe)
is the use of correct English apostrophes, incorrectly,
in written German, to aid pronunciation,
eg. banana’s & pasta’s.
In 2001, John Richards, founder
of the Apostrophe Protection Society,
won the Ig Nobel Prize in Literature
for efforts to protect and defend the difference,
between plural and possessive.

Joe Dolce

Joe Dolce

Joe Dolce

Contributing Editor, Film

Joe Dolce

Contributing Editor, Film

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