Joe Dolce: ‘I Said Left, at the Fork, Robert—LEFT!’ and ‘Numerology Warning for Les Murray’

I Said Left, at the Fork, Robert—LEFT!

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one more travelled by,
and that has made no difference whatsoever.

Joe Dolce

Numerology Warning for Les Murray

LES can also refer to:

1. Lake-Effect Snow
2. Large Eddy Simulation
3. Leave and Earnings Statement
(a monthly statement given to members of the U.S. Military)
4. Liverpool Epidemic Strain
(of Pseudomonas Aeruginosa bacteria)
5. Lower East Side (of Manhattan)
6. Lower Esophageal Sphincter
7. Lincoln Experimental Satellite
(a series of satellites launched in the 60s and 70s)
8. Life Extension Society (the first cryonics organization)
9. Lilliput Edison Screw (5mm)
10. Lunar Escape Systems
(a proposed escape from the moon, if Apollo Module had any
major problems.)

Careful of combining numbers 4 and 6 together,
resulting in 2, lowering 8, and requiring, possibly, 10.

In that case, you would definitely be 9.

Joe Dolce