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John Whitworth

Nov 01 2012

1 mins

 

A postman’s artificial thumb,

A peat-fired whistling kettledrum,

A tissue-paper butterdish,

An artificial jellyfish,

A ball of electronic string,

A postcard (franked) from Mafeking,

A stuffed sea-elephant, a corn

Scarf (slightly foxed), a vamping horn,

A bar of Martian saddle-soap,

An armour-plated, clockwork pope,

A Long-John-Silver folding crutch,

An automated cockroach hutch,

A set of silver bat detectors,

Three crocheted genital protectors,

A sausage magnet (batteries

Included), a prosthetic sneeze,

A chocolate nose, a midget pig,

A ceremonial pubic wig

(As used by royalty), a cork

Divan, a cardboard tomahawk

Complete with self-adjusting trunnions,

A string of alcoholic onions,

A box of sugared quinquiremes,

A cornucopia of dreams.

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