Andrew Lansdown: ‘Ocean Haiku’, ‘Of Catnip and Women’ and ‘The Chosen Whale’
Ocean Haiku
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Under a blue sky
a school of salmon surfing
inside a blue wave.ii
Seaborne galleon
the ponderous pelican
airborne zeppelin.iii
Jigged from the sea
jetting ink on the jetty
the jiggered squid.iv
Belly-up blowfish
among the marina boats
like mini sea mines.v
A hermit crab
backing into a seashell
and this haiku.Andrew Lansdown
Of Catnip and Women
1
BesottedFawning, meowing,
gawping, pawing and growling—
so astounding is
a cat’s response to catnip,
a man’s response to women!2
UnbearableAs cats with catnip,
so men with women—gaping,
nuzzling, caressing—
anything to get relief from
the unbearable loveliness.Andrew Lansdown
The Chosen Whale
Now the LORD provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah,
and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days
—Jonah 1:17Sonorous and oom
I roam and sound
in the strange storm …I up and breach
and I catch him
as they toss himsquid-squirming from
the pitching float
to the wave-roil …And the Master
bids me gulp him
down—so I must …He is glug, ugh!
but the Voice booms
Uh-uh, don’t gag!So I hurl up
to shake him down,
swig him with airinto my gut
and he thumps there
as I plunge back …Then the Maker
makes me that way
go—and I goa bit queasy
but lots happy
to oblige Him …The swallowed one
stops his wallow
and starts lamentthe muffle-sob
of his man-voice
aching my ribsas I wallop
my way His way
through the water …And the pod pounds
with me, and we
sing Sounding Psalms …We bassoon as
abreast we breast
the echo deepsploughing a path
to the pagan
shores of Nineveh …Andrew Lansdown
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