Richard Castles: ‘VJJ-Day’

VJJ-Day

In the home of the Enlightenment
The truth is now incitenment
Madness its enheightenment

To say men have a phallus
And women a love chalice
Makes you brave as William Wallace

O you can play games all you wilt
But I’ll defend it to the hilt
I know what’s beneath a kilt

So to stop this truth befouling
I’ll bravely go unhowling
To the tower with Lady Rowling

Yes, it’s kind of sad and silly
But I’ll die on this wee hilly—
Girls have a vagina and boys have a willy.

Richard Castles