Having read about the online behemoth's new AI app, Gemini, turning George Washington into a black man --  the image is at left -- I thought to test how it rates my favourite magazine. The result: Keith Windschuttle is an unreliable source, Tony Thomas is limited by his biases, and literary grifter Bruce Pascoe has been much sinned against

Always Leaning to Port party leader Olive Green discerned with nuanced eye that the cause of female emancipation was greatly enabled by the new arrivals' insistence on male preferment. "A just society calibrates patriarchal relativism according to skin tone and voting block," she said

There is angst among the shiniest police brass in the state of Gardenia, where the Department of Righteous Prosecutions has declined -- for the second time, no less -- to take up the case against the Reverend Rock-Spider, despite the overwhelming advantage of preparatory smears, slurs, leaks and slanders

News that the Prime Minister will find his way to the lectern at Bill Leak's official memorial service surprised many, given that he did nothing to call off, nor even mildly cricitise, the dogs of the Human Rights Commission. Hot from a well-connected leaker, the text and more of his remarks

Did last night's TV debate between Bill Shorten and Malcolm Turnbull add a jot of information to the sum of the electorate's knowledge of either man? As three Quadrant contributors note, politics has much in common with septic tanks: noxious bubbles of  insubstantial froth always float to the top