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How to offend Julia Gillard

Philippa Martyr

Oct 09 2012

1 mins


Today in Parliament, Julia Gillard very obligingly gave us a guide on how to offend her. Here’s how:


  • say her father died of shame
  • say that abortion is the easy way out
  • imply that she’s a liar
  • stand next to a sign saying "Ditch the Witch"

Fair enough. Admittedly, I was a tad surprised to find out just how easy it was to offend Julia Gillard. I thought she was tough and was beating those mean and nasty men of Parliament at their own game; apparently not.

But perhaps she’s tougher than we think. Here’s a list of ways in which, thus far, it has proven impossible to offend Julia Gillard:

  • call lady bits by offensive names when sexting Commonwealth employees
  • steal hundreds of thousands of workers’ money via a union slush fund
  • use union money to pay for prostitutes and lavish curry dinners
  • have an affair with a married man
  • make racist comments about your builders and renovators
  • stab a duly elected Prime Minister in the back because you’re worried…
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