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The truth was that Prime Minister Jonesy had never really been interested in First Nations issues. When his advisers told him the Voice was a matter of manners, it seemed fair enough. The referendum went through, pushed by $200 million from his government. Now the Voice MPs had him over a barrel. They were demanding 10 per cent Indigenous staff for the new submarines, which was impossible. As a result, the Bill could not pass.
“Why didn’t someone explain this to me?” Jonesy asked his chief of staff. “I will be a laughing stock in Washington and London.”
“Paris and Beijing too,” the advisor added. It was his job to be honest with the PM.
“They’re supposed to be on our side,” Jonesy said.
On top of that, the Voice MPs wanted some other alarming things. Houses with air-conditioning for every First Nation person sounded reasonable in the Northern Territory, but 70 per cent of them were being built in Sydney and Melbourne. Same for late model 4WDs. Cabinet had approved the deal based on conditions in remote areas, but they were being driven in the south by university academics and students.
An ABC journalist had been booked for parking in a First Nations parking area at Bondi Beach and was furious. Four Corners was now making phone calls to get to the bottom of how such a divisive outrage could have occurred.
Lars joins the university
Lars had thought it was some cute anachronism when told that his physics papers must reference Indigenous science. It was one of 100 things he had to adjust to in moving to an Australian university. No big deal, he thought at the time.
But he had just received the “suggestions” back from the indigenous unit, which vetted every academic paper. They had provided a new introduction which completely missed the point, but added a weird acknowledgement to departed Aborigines. Then they had provided three case studies which were completely irrelevant to his paper.
His paper wasn’t about boomerangs or stars or quandongs. Had Australia gone mad?
Hot summer
Muwilli. She noted the name because it was supposedly close to her own home town in the west of the state, according to the notes she had been given. She had never heard of the town before.
Tanya’s job at the Department of First Nations was to add Aboriginal townships to the historical records written by explorers in the 1800s. Each Monday she received another list of towns, and she then used her history training to insert references into the relevant explorers’ journals. Under the Truth Act, libraries and web sites then had to destroy the old versions and provide the revised versions.
Three months later, Tanya was visiting her parents when, one morning, a line of white buses drove onto the farm and over to a corner of the front paddock under some trees.
Tanya immediately knew what was happening. This was a Finding, under the Cultural Respect Act. The land council would take ownership of the alleged historical township and her parents’ title would change to a periodic lease, with rent payable.
What’s more, she knew about the Scilioni decision, where a protesting farmer had been speared and the court found that First Nations warriors had a legal right to defend their land with spears.
“Dad, let me do the talking,” she said.
At the buses, the group of dignitaries moved to the chairs that were being set up for them under the trees. A technician adjusted the lectern and microphone at the front.
Without concern, they noted the farm ute racing down the track towards them. They knew the drill. Some elderly farmer would protest, and their Findings lawyer would politely serve him papers and give him some phone numbers to call.
But on this occasion there was a young woman with the elderly farmer.
“I’m Gumurril mob,” Tanya said, approaching the Finding group. “You have to leave. This belongs to Gumurril.”
The Finding lawyer was disconcerted. When she saw the ute driving down, she had expected the usual powerless protest. This was different. The girl seemed to know the system. What’s more, the only thing that could derail a Finding was a counter claim from another First Nations group. Such disputes had to be resolved at the First Nations Land Court, and there was a five-year backlog.
The lawyer was certain the girl was bluffing, that she was no more Aboriginal than Bruce Pascoe, but she also knew it was an offence to question a person’s claim to Indigenous standing.
Partition
Jonesy liked Penny, who had been useful in a number of previous portfolios. She got things done. Within 24 hours of the meeting, she had formed a secret cabinet and devised a solution to the Voice problem.
“Jonesy, you’ve heard of Partition, haven’t you?” she said. “India, 1947. Half the country became Pakistan; the rest became India. Seems to be a theme with British colonies. Malaysia, Northern Ireland, etc.”
“Australia is going to do a Partition. We will cut off the NT, Cape York and the Kimberley, and give it to the Voice people. That’s what they said they want. Then they can have their own parliament and get out of our hair.”
“That would work,” said Jonesy. “We can call it AusExit.”
“What about Darwin?” asked the defence minister. “We need that location, and the Americans use it too.”
“We will do a 50-year lease,” said Penny. “The air force won’t be happy but we all have to make sacrifices.”
The meeting broke up.
“Jen,” the PM said his secretary, “can we get some new art for the office. I don’t want this indigenous stuff anymore.”
I tend to stay away from discussion on indigenous issues because as a whitey, one is always wrong, no matter what. Just pointless.
However, there is a very strong push reported in the MSM to the effect that a referendum on inserting a “Voice” into the Constitution just needs a YES from the electorates-at-large to the simplistic question … no detail or model will be provided and is not needed, so the propaganda runs.
Well, the people running this blank cheque line, including Megan Davis (NSW Uni), are invited to realise that this approach puts their aims in very great danger, for the obvious reason that most do not trust signing a blank cheque. Ever.
If this referendum goes down, will there be another go at it ?
No-one gets a blank cheque with the Constitution because, as tattered as it is, it is the major protection afforded us against wilful Executive and legislative bodies. Relying on Common Law in this circumstance is a mug’s game.
All details first (as outlined by Neil Brown in the Spectator) … then the emotive debates, then the referendum question.
ianl Whoa back mate, just think about the recent couple of years when our constitution was trashed all over the place during the panic that should never have happened and we citizens were powerless to do anything about it, so think what is going to happen when a referendum is held, a lay down misère followed by Apartheid. The ensuing mess will make green policies look good by comparison.
“Tanya’s job at the Department of First Nations was to add Aboriginal townships to the historical records written by explorers in the 1800s.”
We are not far from that already. Australia Post pre-printed address labels now include a space for the ‘Traditional place name’. Next step will probably be to remove the line for the common place name. What hope is there when this type of idiocy prevails.
At least wait till 2084.
It’s at airports too Adelagado. Waiting for my flights in WA a few months ago suddenly the name “Port Hedland” or whichever destination would regularly be interchanged with “‘X’ Country”.
I went down to Albany a couple of months back: the idiot council has recently adopted a “dual naming policy”. If you look at their website all you see is a huge ego trip for the current mayor. And that, I strongly suspect, is a large part of what lies behind this. Hawke’s “treaty” nonsense was purely about writing his name into history; and frankly so was Keating’s native title act (as well as his republicanism – although this also played into his anglophobia).
What none of these self serving egotists understand is that none of their “grand gestures” are an “end point” of this much touted “reconciliation”. They only encourage the most radical voices to believe their time will come. Coombes’s treaty was supposed to give aboriginals 10% of the GDP (when they were 1% of the population). But in return there was supposed to be a treaty of cessation: they’d formally acknowledge the sovereignty of the Crown and the Federal Government (a negotiating trick to say wider society got something from this). But now the idea has taken off and instead of being seen as a negotiation ploy, sovereignty is now an intractable right which can never, ever be surrendered. So they won’t even surrender it as part of some “treaty”. Coombes was actually creating a rentier caste – I can’t imagine how he squared that circle. Presumably he lacked the imagination to see how things could and would develop. Perhaps he should have watched Monty Python’s Dennis Moore sketch.
As it stands I see some separation as now being the most likely best option. Create aboriginal regions under total aboriginal control (but no ability to seek foreign treaties) and then let aboriginal people decide if they want to live their under aboriginal rule and law, but if they want to live in the cities and settled areas, then they must live under common law and stop the whinging. It’s not tenable to have people live in the same street by be subject to different laws solely based upon the colour of their skin. Not only is it racist, but it undermines the entire concept of the universality and impartial nature of the law. Only a “progressivist” could be so stupid and ignorant to think this would have a good end.
This is unfortunately and dismayingly all too prescient. We don’t even have to use too much imagination to envisage the future. It is already happening across the ditch in Jacinda-long-white-cloud-cuckoo-land. Is there still hope for Oz?
Ther eare some people who do not like what’s happening to Australia.
But almost none who are willing to self-organise and self-fund, and do the work hard, gritty, dirty work necessary to save the place.
There are many who imagine that A Leader will emerge to do the job.
But that will not happen.
What have they invented or contributed to modern life, the stone axe and the stick?
Good idea but the location is wrong. Queensland and the NT above Capricorn will one day be the foodbowl of Australia. It will require dams and infrastructure but has great potential. The top part of WA however is less productive so that could be the First Nations territory with the capital at Wadeye.