After Avatar, normal activist extremism, Lenten sacrifices of carbon pollution and special intentions (prayers) for environmental activists a prayer to the IPCC:
Our IPCC who art in Switzerland,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy bureaucratic internationalism come.
Thy recommendations be run-
saving the earth by fixing the heavens.
Give us this day our ETS,
and forgive us our [insert activist self-criticism when one emerges],
as we forgive those who make inaccurate and revised predictions.
And lead us not into open debate
but deliver us from further questions.
For the endless summits, the falsification, and the Nobel Prize are yours
now and forever.