Taylor Swift   When Taylor struts her stuff at the Radisson, Germaine Greer dances with Sir Les Patterson.     The Mirror   To google yourself is the gravest of errors, your screen is replaced by the mirror of terrors.     The Wooer for Donald Trump   To alleviate his sense of self-loathing a conniving werewolf in sheep’s clothing makes a mountain out of a molecule then rides into town on the back of a mule, seducing with the art of pagan pride the ugly parents of the beautiful bride.     Strange Rain   Lightning strikes the picnic…