Satan at the dole office

Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby has given given Old Nick a pink slip, approving a draft reform to the baptism  liturgy that will see parents and godparents no longer asked if they ‘repent sins’ and ‘reject the devil’. According to Britain’s most senior cleric and leader of the Church of England, modern women recoil at the notion of submitting to anyone or anything, including God.

As for sin, it seems that the definition is now entirely subjective.

‘By removing all mention of the devil and rebellion against God, we are left to our own vague understanding of what evil might or might not mean,’ laments one Synod member.

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