The Greatest Victory Since Napoleon Left Moscow

Maybe someone should hire Joe Biden to teach philosophy, or at least be in the classroom. You don’t have to be Ludwig Wittgenstein to appreciate the important philosophical lesson that our understanding can be bewitched by language. This can happen in a number of different ways, many of them illustrated daily by the President of the United States.  One lesson revolves around the unpalatable truth that saying something is so does not make it so. Joe Biden gave a sterling illustration of that lesson the other day at one his weirdest press conferences to date.  His withdrawal from Afghanistan, he barked madly at the cameras, was an “extraordinary success.” 

Yes, he really said that.  It was a success more or less in the same sense that Napoleon’s withdrawal from Moscow in 1812 was a success, that is to say, it was so extraordinary a success that it was an abject failure.  It was not quite so bad as the withdrawal of Maj. Gen. William Elphinstone from Kabul in 1842, perhaps—the only European to make it out alive from that debâcle was a badly wounded army surgeon—but it was certainly nothing to brag about.  

It will be many years before we get a full and accurate measure of the repercussions of this humiliating event. It has gravely damaged the already tottering administration of Joe Biden. It has disconcerted our friends. It has emboldened our enemies.  And it is marked another waypoint on the “melancholy, long, withdrawing roar” of American power.  

The world has been especially stunned by two things the Biden administration left behind in Afghanistan.  The first was the huge armory of military hardware and supporting matériel. Estimates of the value of that gift to the Taliban have varied widely from many hundreds of millions to $80 billion. Whatever the figure, it was a lot.   

According to one assessment, the US left scattered in seven Afghan army garrisons across the country, from Kabul and Kandahar to Herāt, Mazār-i-Sharīf, and Kunduz, 22,174 armored Humvees, 42 pickup trucks and SUVS, 64,363 machine guns, 162,043 radios, 16,035 night-vision goggles, 358,530 assault rifles (the real ones, not the “assault rifles” that Joe Biden warns about in the United States), 126,295 pistols, and 176 artillery pieces. There was also plenty of ammunition to go along with all of that loot.

And that’s just for starters. The United States also generously left behind more than 100 helicopters, including 33 Blackhawks, four C-130 transport planes, and about 60 other fixed-wing aircraft. It didn’t take the Taliban long to learn how to fly the Blackhawks, either. 

A question that has yet to be answered is why we did this.  Why did the US military leave all that prime military equipment behind for an Islamic death-cult to use against its own population and, in due course, against the West? Why didn’t we destroy it? As far as I know, no one has answered those questions.

Of course, military hardware isn’t all that we left behind. The “extraordinarily successful” evacuation also left behind hundreds of Americans—how many hundreds we have yet to discover—as well as many, many Afghan interpreters and support staff that have been aiding the US effort in Afghanistan for, lo, these 20 years.  One family that was left behind includes an interpreter who saved Biden’s and John Kerry’s lives during a snowstorm behind enemy lines in 2008.

It gets worse. Did you know that the United States is soon to be home to tens of thousands of Afghan refugees, many—if not most of them—Islamic fundamentalists? Did you know that, in its partnership with the Taliban (sounds odd doesn’t it?), the Biden Administration actually gave the Taliban the names of Americans and our Afghan allies. Yes, you read that right. “In a move no one can grasp,” Politico reported, “US officials in Kabul gave the Taliban a list of names of American citizens, green card holders, and Afghan allies, believing the Taliban would allow them to enter the militant-controlled outer perimeter of the city’s airport. Lawmakers and military officials are outraged.” 

How about you? 

Why would the United States do that? No, it’s not that the people we elected to govern us trust the Taliban. In one of his pressers, Joe Biden made that clear. He doesn’t think the Taliban are nice people. But he is appealing to their “self-interest,” you see. We partnered with them, we asked them to set up and man the checkpoints on the roads coming into the airport, and we felt confident in doing so because, after all, it is in their interest to play fair. They will do what they say they are going to do—and, more to the point, they won’t do what we fear they might do, things like attack Americans—and we will do what they want, i.e., leave Afghanistan. 

Have you ever heard anything so preposterous? In Notes from Underground, Dostoyevsky treated this liberalizing naïveté to some portion of the contempt it deserves. “Oh, tell me,” Dostoevsky wrote, 

. . .  who first declared, who first proclaimed that man only does nasty things because he does not know his own real interests; and that if he were enlightened, if his eyes were opened to his real normal interests, man would at once cease to do nasty things, would at once become good and noble because, being enlightened and understanding his real advantage, he would see his own advantage in the good and nothing else . . . Oh, the babe! Oh, the pure, innocent child!

Joe Biden apparently thinks, or says he thinks, the Taliban will make nice because it is in their interest to do so. 

No wonder the Taliban are busy trolling the Biden Administration, posing with ice-cream conesre-enacting the iconic flag-raising at Iwo Jima in American uniforms but with a Taliban flag, vowing to battle “climate change” and ensure women’s rights “under Islamic law.” Ha ha ha. That’s the playful side of an ideology whose dark purpose was summed up by an Islamic radical in the aftermath of 9/11. “We are not fighting so that you will offer us something,” he said. “We are fighting to eliminate you.” 

Accordingly, the proper response to this ideology is not to offer it partnerships in the hope that you can make a mutually satisfying deal that caters to everyone’s “self-interest.” On the contrary, the proper response is to understand, as Benjamin Netanyahu put it, that we are dealing here with “a war to reverse the triumph of the West.”

Our leaders, from a mentally compromised president through the puffed-up woke triumvirate of Secretary of State Antony Blinken, Defense Secretary Lloyd “stand down” Austin and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Mark “white-rageI-read-Karl-Marx” Milley, are constitutionally incapable of taking that reality on board. They are figures fit to lead the Eloi, H.G. Wells’s effeminate utopian spawn, not patriotic Americans. 

More and more people understand this, including some rank-and-file military personnel. One exceptionally brave Marine (now former Marine), Lt. Colonel Stuart Scheller, epitomized the gathering sea change in a brief video that’s gone viral. Speaking to his commanders, Scheller noted:

We have a secretary of defense that testified to Congress in May that the Afghan National Security Forces could withstand the Taliban advance. We have [members] of the Joint Chiefs . . . who’s supposed to advise on military policy. We have a Marine combatant commander. All of these people are supposed to advise. . . .  I’m not saying we’ve got to be in Afghanistan forever, but I am saying: Did any of you throw your rank on the table and say ‘Hey, it’s a bad idea to evacuate Bagram Airfield, a strategic airbase, before we evacuate everyone’? Did anyone do that? And when you didn’t think to do that, did anyone raise their hand and say ‘we completely messed this up?’

He went on to explain that “the reason people are so upset on social media right now is not because the Marine on the battlefield let someone down [but] . . . because their senior leaders let them down and none of them are raising their hands and accepting accountability.” Scheller was not surprised that he was relieved of his command for posting the video. The 17-year veteran knowingly put his career and his reputation in jeopardy to bring attention to the dereliction of duty by his senior officers. “My chain of command is doing exactly what I would do . . . if I were in their shoes,” he wrote. Scheller subsequently offered his resignation from the Corps. 

In the aftermath of the terrorist slaughter at the Kabul  airport on August 25 that killed at least 170 people, including 14 US servicemen, the Biden Administration announced that it conducted a drone strike that may have killed two people who might have been ISIS-K “planners.” We don’t really know, however, because the Pentagon will not release the names of the targets.  In other words, as the commentator Raheem Kassam observed, “Joe Biden gave a list of Americans to the Taliban but won’t give the names of the terrorists he claims to have retaliated against to the American public.” I suppose the attack was in fulfillment of the little currant of tough talk someone inserted into Biden’s remarks: “We will not forgive, we will not forget, we will hunt you down and make you pay.”

Want to bet?

Roger Kimball is editor and publisher of The New Criterion, New York

13 thoughts on “The Greatest Victory Since Napoleon Left Moscow

  • Ian MacKenzie says:

    This is just the continuation of Obama’s “managed decline”, with an extra side of dementia. Want trouble in Taiwan, Korea, the Balkan States and the Ukraine with that? Coming right up.

  • IainC says:

    Afghanistan didn’t fall, it was pushed screaming from the 35th floor by the ME equivalent of Las Vegas mobsters.
    Day 0: Afghanistan falls to Taliban and ISIS-K
    Day 1: ISIS operative commits lone wolf attack in NZ
    FBI/CIA/Whitehouse: there is no connection, unless there are Russians involved.

  • nfw says:

    Australia has to pay for its hardware, but the terrorists and the gangsters in China get it free. Makes perfect sense to me.

  • DougD says:

    The good news is the American defence industry stands ready to replace the abandoned equipment and re-arm the US military. Shares in Lockheed Martin, Boeing etc anyone?

  • Peter Marriott says:

    Good piece Roger. In my view it goes back to the highly suspect, probably fraudulent election that deprived President Trump of his second term. He would have listened to his Generals and known how to make an orderly pull out. The US have the most powerful military in the world, with the best equipment bar none, in their Army, Navy, Airforce and Special Forces, and they know how to fight , but when an incompetent gets elected as President via fraud ( the only way he could have been elected in my view ), and puts wrong people in power as advisors etc around him, plus he has the media falling over themselves to cover for him….all the might just gets wasted. There must be some very angry and frustrated Generals in the US Military at this very moment, I’d hazard a guess.

  • RB says:

    Are we sure leaving all of the goodies wasn’t done on purpose? I imagine it will keep the more unruly neighbours on their toes for years to come.

  • Doubting Thomas says:

    The “goodies” have a very short life. The aircraft will start falling out of the sky, or will simply fail to start let alone takeoff as the spares run out. Desert sand ruins even military vehicles in short order. Guns and ammunition will be a boon for the thugs, but even they will have only a limited lifespan under those conditions. The Taliban would probably prefer the tried and true AK47 to the American rifles in any event.

  • gilmay97 says:

    The US gave the Taliban more arms than they gave to Australia — we had to pay for ours — When supposed allies arm our enemies who have sworn to kill us infidels — We need a new military strategic partners

  • ChrisPer says:

    Its a lot of fun kicking the nitwits in power in the US.
    But how can we build a reliable strategic partnership against the big threats? Afghanistan was always going to be a sh*t show on withdrawal; but with now immediate hindsight we didn’t appreciate how much it could be made worse even with minimal enemy action.
    We have to recognise; America is not a reliable partner with modern Democrats in charge; but are the GOP under the thumb of The Swamp any better, really?

  • bearops says:

    If the rumours of missing trillions of dollars from the Pentagon are true, perhaps this would explain the abandoned military assets. Does this legitimise an accounting write off for the Military Industrial complex?

  • brandee says:

    It is a great heading, the 1812 one, by Roger Kimball.
    Seems to me that Afghanistan is a sad sideshow to the real conflict, the one between Christian modernity and a primitive religio/political Mohammadenism.

  • Doubting Thomas says:

    Most people have short memories. People in the western democracies seem to have shorter memories than most. It ought to have been clear to the Americans from even recent history that Afghanistan is no place to expect to win any sort of protracted ground war. Even without going back to the 1890s and Kipling’s Gunga Din, when the British received a salutary lesson, it was barely 12 years after the Soviets scuttled out of Afghanistan with their tails between their legs before the Americans tried their luck after 9/11, dragging their allies into what people must have believed to have been a good idea at the time. It was always going to end in tears. If the Soviets couldn’t tame the place from virtually right next door, the US had no chance from almost two oceans away.
    Many Australian media commentators love to criticise our dependence on the US and the ANZUS Treaty. But almost in the same breath, they rant and rave about our defence expenditure. Without the Americans, our defence expenditure would need to increase by orders of magnitude, particularly if we lose our almost automatic access to the cutting edge of technology that we currently enjoy. Politicians are fickle beasts at the best of times, but they only reflect their even more fickle electorates.

  • dwilkins says:

    Major General Elphinstone sadly did not survive but died in Afghanistan in 1842. The sole survivior according to my source (David Saul, Victoria’s Wars) was Dr William Brydon. Re Elphinstone, see:

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