What do RAN types get up to in their idle hours? Well, when not fishing illegal aliens out of the Indian Ocean, it seems they amuse themselves by torturing those still aboard with red-hot engine mufflers and vicious beatings. Or so the ABC and Fairfax would have us believe. Is it that inhabitants of those newsrooms actually believe what they are reporting? Or is that any slander, no matter how far-fetched, is deemed fit for broadcast if it serves the purpose of besmirching the Abbott government? Zeg has reached his conclusion….