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Titanic Inc. welcomes People Smugglers Inc.

Michael Connor

Dec 18 2008

1 mins

Good news on the high seas.

This week Titanic Inc. welcomed People Smugglers Inc. into the Australian market and Australian waters. “Competition is good,” said Captain Rudd.

In other business news the Royal Australian Navy is preparing to go on two months summer holidays.

News of the navy holiday was welcomed by Ali Shmeer, managing director of People Smugglers Inc. “I welcome the news,” said Mr Shmeer. “It sends an enlightened message to all our potential customers.”

News of the collapse in Australian sovereignty was also celebrated on university campuses throughout Australia by those humanities academics who had not already left on overseas holidays.

In other business news shares in publicly listed legal firms soared.

Michael Connor

Michael Connor

Contributing Editor, Theatre

Michael Connor

Contributing Editor, Theatre

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