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Sir Humphrey Scott Bashes the Bush

Zeg

Nov 26 2014

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Ring, ring, ring, ring….

Hello?”

“G’day, is that the ABC radio station?”

“Yes, sir, how can we help?”

“Well, you can start by restoring the stuff that means something to us here in the bush!”

“Those services were cut due to the Abbott Coalition’s draconian budget measures, but the good news is that they will return once an ALP government is restored. Meanwhile, thank you for listening to the little bit of the ABC the Coalition has not destoyed.”

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