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Of Aeroplanes and Stable Doors

Geoffrey Luck

Mar 31 2015

4 mins

wreckageA few weeks ago my wife flew back to Sydney after attending the funeral of her aunt, a much-loved schoolteacher who had died at the age of 103. At Brisbane airport she was subjected to a security check worthy of an 18 year old Muslim enroute to Syria. The (female) security guard first searched in her bun, demanding that her long hair be unravelled. “What are you looking for?” she was asked. “Drugs” was the answer.

Next, she was asked to take off her shoes. Not to inspect the footwear, but to check on the soles of her feet.

My wife carries a signed medical card authenticating that she has a knee replacement which is certain to set off the alarms, but this is routinely ignored. Indeed it seems to trigger a heightened suspicion that this prosthesis is a diversion to distract attention from other parts of her body probably loaded with prohibited substances.  Yes, drug mules come in all sizes and ages.

The over-exuberant nonsense of airport security started by the 9/11…

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