“Good Gaia Day”
Sunday night, December 12
“What light is that?”
The strident voice sliced through my breast and made me jump.
“A garden light. A solar garden light.”
“Show me.”
After a moment of careless examination my only light is tossed back. I catch it and, for a heart stopping second, juggle the pale insipid thing.
“Conditioners?”
“Only one. It’s disconnected.”
Torch beams slide across my walls, heavy boots stride by me, crow bars rip into wood, the air conditioner unit tumbles through the shadows and bounces on the floor.
“Fridge? Stove?”
“Disconnected,” I say and then recite, “no stove, no jug, no toaster,”
“Good, very good.”
“All clear,” a minion yells.
“Good Gaia Day, miss,” the squad leader bids me before stomping away.
Other green shirts, illuminated by my solar garden light, pick up the dislodged unit and carry it out. They shoulder me aside. I bite my lip and watch them go.
Outside they toss the unit onto the recycling pile where it joins my TV set. In the hour since the Earth First…
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