Damian Balassone: ‘Fonzie in a Cardigan’
Fonzie in a Cardigan
I wore a leather jacket once
and tried to play it cool.
The more I tried to be the man
the more I looked the fool.
I got myself a motorbike
and learned to utter “Ayyyy!”
but when I tried to woo the chicks
they ran the other way.
I greased my hair. I jumped a shark.
I tried to hone my craft,
but when I snapped my fingertips …
everybody laughed.
And though I felt this ridicule
was really bloody cruel
I knew I had to cultivate
a different kind of cool.
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I’ve thrown my leather jacket out.
I’ve thrown my comb out too.
I’m Fonzie in a cardigan
and that will have to do.
Damian Balassone
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