Alan Gould: Two Poems
A Somerset Jig
(Gustav Holst, Yehudi Menuhin on violin)
Mmmenuhin, Menuhin
the bees are at their orchard din
and I will catch that pure élan
from your eliding violin,
to go down into Somerset
and relocate a scuttle butt
of my North Curry kin,
where John Gould with his first moustache,
can not yet write his name when asked,
but puts big feet to canny use
when fiddle tunes are fast and loose.
And Lizzie Clifford with long face
twirls circumspectly in that place
with Hannah, William, Anne and Ben,
washerwomen, husbandmen.
For Gustav Holst has tuned his ears,
to pick grave dance steps from the years
and turn them into lures of sound
that draw my dead from underground,
great grandpa and great grandma both,
sepia’d in their dark broadcloth,
my forebears on a parish roll
who did not doubt they owned a soul.
Menuhin, Menuhin,
sighting down your violin,
I’ll catch the uplift and the tweedle
that draws the frolic from the fiddle
where John Gould dances chin to chin
with Lizzie Clifford who will get
his awkward mind with alphabet,
that stern and steady-gazing dame
who turned his black marks to a name,
but now takes crotchets to be merry
beside the Levels of North Curry
that Menuhin, Menuhin
has conjured with his violin
where the bees are at their din.
Cat-minding
(To the tune of “Hugh the Graeme”)
Beyáz the cat has a-hunting gone
by rhubarb stalks and garden sheds,
and sentient stuff he’s chanced upon,
with courtesy he’s torn to shreds.
Mew and miaow, here’s lightning tactics
Mew and miaow, here’s feline tact.
Beyáz the cat is white as talc
and lives in paintings by Magritte.
He purrs with snores as bland as milk …
“Good pussies play with what they eat.”
Mew and miaow, here’s deep-space whiskers,
Mew and miaow, here’s stately frisk.
Dangle your fingers from a chair,
this Beyáz pussycat is sure
to leap from art’s to nature’s laws,
man-eating dreams between his claws.
Mew and miaow, here’s fleshy sketchwork,
Mew and miaow, here’s yawn-and-stretch.
He improvises snoring jazz
on my love’s wide and talc-white bed,
which is one reason that Beyáz
and I go at it, head-to-head.
Mew and miaow, here’s rival dalliance,
Mew and miaow, here’s eyed locale.
Now Beyáz trots across the lawn,
the laundry dries upon its hoist,
this Monday’s bright, my hand untorn,
Magritte’s poised squirrel brush is moist.
Mew and miaow, who’s clever pussy?
Mew and miaow, who’s studious?
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