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A Virus That Leaves Even Less Trace Than Turnbull

Certain structures in London still bear evidence of bomb damage from German attacks during the Second World War. The same city invites tours of Roman ruins excavated in recent decades. Not too far from London, far more extensive evidence of Roman occupation may be observed.

Big events tend to leave a mark. A friend who’d grown up in Darwin once walked me to a tree in his old neighbourhood. Embedded in that tree, exactly as he remembered from 1974, was a long, twisted piece of metal forever lodged there by Cyclone Tracy.

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Even 100 years after the storming of Normandy, beachcombers will still be retrieving bullet shells, helmets, barbed wire and other landing traces. In 2018, metal sheets wearing distinctive US military markings were found holding together a ceiling in Bonn, Germany. Investigation revealed these sheets to likely be repurposed bonnets from some of the thousands of Jeeps used seventy-four years earlier and 700 kilometres away in Normandy during the 1944 Allied air and sea assault.

Besides gravestones, however, very little physical evidence remains of the 1918–1920 Spanish flu pandemic. It ended the lives of millions but left no earthly scars. Statistically, it is highly probable—since many of Australia’s 17,000 or so Spanish flu victims were adults aged between twenty-five and thirty-four—that at least some of those victims had helped build monuments to our First World War fallen.

Let those monuments also stand for those who died in the pandemic, for little else does.

What evidence may survive to remind future Australians of our current coronavirus pandemic? Barely any at all, by the looks of things. Supermarket floor stickers urging customers to keep their distance are already fading due to foot traffic. They’ll shortly be worn away entirely.

As well, protective shields at cash registers will also be removed, along with other barriers put in place at moments of peak government and medical panic. Give it a few more years and the only physical reminders of our pandemic response may be the occasional discovery of old, unused masks in handbags, car gloveboxes and medical cabinets.

A few grams of paper and fabric aren’t much of a souvenir from a time of such devastation. But those masks may prompt future discussions of how a phenomenon emerged parallel with the pandemic—a phenomenon that proved insanity to be just as infectious as any Chinese virus.

Some had hoped that the woke movement might be stalled by the pandemic. After all, why worry about pronouns, wholly imaginary racial slights and the terrors of gendered language when millions of people were actually dying and once-healthy economies were being destroyed?

The optimistic among us believed rational priorities might prevail. We could always go back to caring about the opinions of autistic Swedish teens or the alleged sexism of ancient Warner Bros cartoon characters, for example, once all the deaths were done with.

Instead, the pandemic has plainly supercharged the woke movement, possibly due to so many people being stuck with nothing to do while schools and businesses were closed. Combine widespread inactivity with social media and fashionable political lunacies and you’ve got yourself a platform for viral insanity more ruinous than even the least sanitary Wuhan bat salad bar.

“It’s not possible to know a person’s gender identity at birth,” a recent CNN news piece bluntly asserted, “and there is no consensus criteria for assigning sex at birth.”

A mainstream news outlet doesn’t arrive at those ridiculous conclusions without several years of intensive, collective and deliberately-inflicted mental damage. “In fact, as most of us are willing to acknowledge, for all of human history we’ve all relied upon a very simple way of actually knowing sex at birth,” wrote PJ Media’s clear-thinking Ed Driscoll in response to CNN’s report.

“The concept of ‘assigning’ sex at birth, far from being based on any ‘consensus criteria’, is a progressive invention designed to inculcate new parents into believing that a child’s biological sex and gender are sometimes, or even often, misaligned, and that it would be damaging to them to merely accept the reality of their biology at birth.”

Seems about right. Speaking of “progressive inventions”, Australia’s green Left/Labor elements lately joined forces to compel a parliamentary inquiry into media diversity. According to them, media diversity is severely limited and under further threat.

They claim this in 2021, when the media has never been more diverse in Australia’s or the planet’s history. Anyone with a mobile phone can easily demonstrate this within seconds. The aim of diversity claimants is in fact to reduce diversity by delegitimising conservative points of view. Furthermore, this absurd inquiry is under way as our economy faces its greatest challenges since the end of the Second World War.

The ruins left after the coronavirus won’t be in the form of anything three-dimensional. Nobody will be able to point at any bomb craters or smashed buildings. But they will be able to identify the destruction of logic brought about by a society gone woke.

Problem is, they may not be allowed to say so. Leftist wokens are censorious. They erase that which offends them, from logical views on gender to media voices that express views contrary to their own. Social media companies last year scrubbed from the internet reports exposing international influence-trading scams run by the Biden family. The same companies also diminish accounts presenting unapproved views on everything from climate change to the effectiveness of mask wearing.

Nobody wants bombs to rain down upon our cities, but there is definitely something to be said for dangers that turn up unconcealed. Right now, our primary threats—both medically and morally—arrive invisibly and leave in their wake a terrible emptiness.


DURING the early weeks of Malcolm Turnbull’s prime ministership, in September 2015, Sydney Morning Herald columnist Elizabeth Farrelly offered what proved to be the most wayward prediction in Australian political history.

“Malcolm—who like Beyonce is known universally by his first name—will be the longest-serving prime minister since Menzies,” Farrelly announced. “Possibly ever.”

Elizabeth was originally hired by the SMH to cover issues relating to architecture, an area in which she has some expertise. Perhaps she should have stuck to her initial brief. In any case, that prediction again comes to mind as Turnbull’s latest political venture ends in easily-foreseen failure and acrimony.

Hilariously, Turnbull keeps falling at exactly the same hurdle. Well, “falling” may be understating matters. The poor fellow crashes into the thing holus-bolus. Climate change takes Turnbull out every single time.

We’re forever being told by Turnbull and his kind to alter our behaviour for the sake of climate change, but Turnbull never changes his own stance or tactics at all. In 2009, he was removed as Liberal leader after siding with Labor’s Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme. In 2018, he was dumped as Liberal leader and Prime Minister after again proposing climate change policies that were rejected by the Liberal Party core.

And in 2021 Turnbull was again cast aside after just one week as inaugural chairman of the New South Wales Liberal government’s Net Zero Emissions and Clean Economy Board. Overall, Turnbull is net zero from his three attempts to turn Liberals into Greens.

He’s gone from Farrelly’s “longest-serving prime minister since Menzies” to, as One Nation’s Mark Latham put it, holding “the shortest political posting since Mal Meninga”. (The former rugby league champion quit a planned political bid in 2001 after a press conference lasting just thirty seconds.)

Meninga departed without complaint. Not so the ex-PM, who in the wake of his dismissal continued his curious recent project of becoming Kevin Rudd. “Thugs and bullies” had brought him down, Turnbull raged.

“The fossil fuel lobby, the coal lobby with their supporters in the Murdoch media are very influential, very powerful,” he claimed. “They don’t believe in net zero emissions. They don’t believe in global warming or doing anything about it. So someone like me who takes those issues seriously is someone to be opposed.”

More than ever, Australians take jobs seriously. They also take seriously the idea of regaining our economic independence and our industrial power. Those who believe Australia’s insignificant contribution to so-called global warming gases should be further reduced to appease the climate gods will always be opposed.

Turnbull has had twelve years and now three humiliating rejections to discover this, yet onward he blunders. Simple farm creatures are able to grasp the notion of cause-and-effect. It’s why cattle only require a shock or two before they learn to avoid electric fences. Turnbull keeps grabbing the fence with both hands.

He’d pick up more political insights from observing cows at his Hunter Valley farm than he’d ever do from watching Attenborough documentaries or checking the stock price for renewables.

Readers are invited to consider Turnbull’s next climate-based removal. Might he be ditched by a Liberal branch, or perhaps by a book club weary of weekly readings from Tim Flannery? Could he be relieved of his NRMA Roadside Assist membership by a rogue mechanic?

Anything is possible with Malcolm Turnbull. Anything except change.

15 thoughts on “A Virus That Leaves Even Less Trace Than Turnbull

  • Harry Lee says:

    Be smart to be curious what Turnbull and his various allies are doing out of sight.
    The public services -which includes the state education systems, the legal system, the universities, and the SBC and SBS, Infrastructure Australia, the AHRC etc- are staffed at least 80% by persons of marxist-greenist ideology -and they implement that ideology every day.
    The idea that a couple dozen Lib and Nat ministers could control the daily activities of these marxist-greenist forces is pathetically naive.
    And three States and both Territories are controlled by ALP-Greenist politicians who reward public servants for implementing/pushing the marxist-greenist ideology.

  • nfw says:

    Supermarket floor stickers? In my local mall there were socialist distancing stickers near a bread franchise. Just before Christmas the stickers were covered with various bread product advertising; much better as far as most of us were concerned. Alas they have now gone completely and without the stickers we don’t know what to do. There is also a very new very large expensive electronic signboard over some recent road works. For the past 6 months the only message has been a “dot” which moves from day-to-day. Yet again we are left wondering how to perform socialist distancing with our motor vehicles. These lack of signs are almost as if “they” know it’s all a con and are just keeping doctors’ wives and other snitches scared enough to perpetuate the CCP’s instructions to destroy our economy and lives.

  • Alistair says:

    “It’s not possible to know a person’s gender identity at birth,” a recent CNN news piece bluntly asserted, “and there is no consensus criteria for assigning sex at birth.”

    It is all very well for CNN to assert this, but the real crisis is that there are so few medical professional who disagree. It appears that doctors, after years of medical training, cannot tell the difference between a boy baby and a girl baby. Maybe they should spend a bit of time at Vet School. They don’t seem to have the same problems.

  • Ian MacKenzie says:

    So interesting that “scams run by the Biden family” are mentioned in the same article as Australia’s own miserable ghost. In the case of the Turnbull family of course it is investments in renewables and access to the vast trough of subsidies available that come to mind. I don’t think Malcolm fails to “grasp the notion of cause-and-effect”, but rather understands it very well. As usual, follow the money is the best strategy for understanding. Support for renewables has enriched his family, so that seems to me to be why Malcolm “keeps grabbing the fence with both hands”.

  • Harry Lee says:

    Start with the obvious: Australia is The Dummy Country, nett nett.
    And almost all Australian non-dummies, of the non-marxist/non-greenist variety, have lost interest in trying to save the place.
    That is, they are not interested in devoting/sacrificing their own time and their own money to engage in that project -that’s a few steps beyond reading about Dummy Australia in the non-mainstream media.
    Fact is, the marxist-greenist, Big Statist anti-Westernists have already won- having used all necessary tactics to encourage, endorse and reward the parasitism and idiocy of the masses.
    But those parasitic idiots will be surprised when the marxist-geenist commissars reveal the true fate of the parasites:
    Enslavement in Utter Poverty.
    Just as things were in the USSR, and are now for the Lower Billion of China.

  • lbloveday says:

    ” Maybe they should spend a bit of time at Vet School. They don’t seem to have the same problems.”
    I heard a chicken sexer yesterday say he does 3,000 per HOUR, although I’ve read that “only” 1,200 an hour is the average.

  • DG says:

    I’ve got to do it: “along with other barriers <> at moments of peak government and medical panic”?? How about “along with other barriers <> at moments of peak government and medical panic” Part of my Don Watson campaign for clear simple English.

  • RB says:

    He is now and always was a goose.

  • Alan moran says:

    Malcolm may have lost many battles but he is in strategic control of the climate wars. Virtually all the media, 80 per cent of parliamentarians and almost all the relevant bureaucracy is firmly of the view that mankind is creating catastrophic climate change and, but for the fossil fuel lobby, we can easily prevent this by switching to renewables that are cheaper (or investing in R&D for hydrogen which is cheaper still). Policies of the government are fashioned to promote these misconceptions – these policies involve at least $7 billion a year spent on subsidies and other costs including what the head of the CEFC calls “crowding in” of private capital to supplement the spending of his own taxpayer funded agency.

  • en passant says:

    “Simple farm creatures are able to grasp the notion of cause-and-effect. It’s why cattle only require a shock or two before they learn to avoid electric fences. Turnbull keeps grabbing the fence with both hands.”
    We need to significantly increase the voltage …

  • nfw says:

    Oh look, more illegal house arrests coming up due to the thing nobody can find, except apparently Their ALPBC with its latest cartoon masquerading as an electron microscope photo of the world’s worst grandma killer, suddenly appearing as “cases” once again. Anyway, with a long weekend coming up in most states and territories in early to mid-June it’s only appropriate the CCP has instructed its minions in Australia to ensure the hoi polloi don’t get together over long weekends and discuss the scam the Wuhan Sniffles is. Nope, keep ’em scared and cowered while the CCP sells millions of face nappies to the masses.

  • Tony Tea says:

    Batty Betty Farrelly is always good for a giggle.

  • Harry Lee says:

    Yes well, the enemy is inside the gates, and actually controls all key resource decisions and the flow of info and the meanings that are given to info. We can continue to spectate and offer clever quips about all of this. Or perhaps we could fight back? No? No, it would entail discomfort. And that went out of fashion when we accepted the vilification of the European pioneers of this Land, of the ANZACs, and of our later and current military forces, by parasitic non-Westerners and parasitic anti-Westernists of all creeds and all colours.

  • richard.sherratt says:

    ‘Maybe they should spend a bit of time at Vet School. They don’t seem to have the same problems.’
    In a very small number of cases, between 1 in 1,500 and 1 in 2,000 births, it is not easy to determine the sex of the child and specialists may have to be called in. In the old days, they were called hermaphrodites. These days, inter-sexed is more commonly used.

  • Helen Armstrong says:

    “Simple farm creatures are able to grasp the notion of cause-and-effect. It’s why cattle only require a shock or two before they learn to avoid electric fences. Turnbull keeps grabbing the fence with both hands.”

    Thus the chapter of Marxism Green Ideology continues to be rewritten with every gullible generation because “This time it will be different (and work …)” I do wish they would go away somewhere to their own Nirvana and let us get on with it.

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