New Mayor Except on New Year’s Day, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day, when the tow lots are closed, the new mayor’s efforts to tow illegally parked FBI cars has led to longer lines at the precincts and a spike in privacy. Birthday I don’t know how many people drowned today. Without warning, the Hudson burst its bed and flooded Manhattan. It’s Edie’s sixth birthday. Nothing happened to her, mind you; nor to Matt, who’s secretly glad the water ruined his little sister’s birthday party; Joanna, my wife, is fine too. We’re on the…

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