First Sight   Hi there, Joolz, my name’s Joe Blossom. No, it genuinely is. Just to say your vlog is awesome, Absolutely does the biz, That’s not like because you’re pretty. Pretty isn’t what I meant. I live in a different city, In a different continent. Miles and miles and miles divide us. You are there and I am here. Yet I’m richer than King Midas, Sharing in your vlogosphere. Chances are we’ll never meet, or If, an age away, we do, Still I’ll not have found a sweeter, Beautifuller girl than you. So I’m going to watch you daily…